yeahh!!..dh abes exam dh..ms utk bergembira..
hasrat aku nk tukar template blog ak kesampaian jg akhirnya.. muahahahaa
thanks kt kaklong..kerjasama anda amatla dihargai..>.<
Murid : Selamat pagi, Cikgu.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?
Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam Cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh
bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera Cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.
Hari ini Cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila Cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, Cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar Cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Kami dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)
heeee...sbnrnya, tarikh nie adalah tarikh utk exam bg paper yg aku amik semester nie..
02/11/09 : Plastic Materials (DU,2.15ptg)
03/11/09 : Technical & Engineering English (DU,2.15ptg)
05/11/09 : Testing & properties of polymer(DU, 2.15 ptg)
10/11/09 : Engineering Management (DU, 9.00am)
12/11/09 : Rubber;Products & Processing (DU,9.00am)
18/11/09 : Plastics Processing (SM1.30, 9.00am)
why are you arguing?
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush.
Seorang pelanggang telah menelefon HP Support Customer (HPSC) untuk mendapatkan bantuan tentang perinternya yang telah rosak.
Pelanggang : Encik, printer saya tidak berfungsi.
HPSC : Apa masalahnya encik.
Pelanggang : Kerana mouse telah tersepit.
HPSC : Tapi apa kena-mengena printer dengan mouse tersepit.
Pelanggang : Susah nak diterangkan. Nanti saya hantar gambar untuk tuan teliti.
Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan
Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.
Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr Sori : I’m Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr Sori : I’m Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!
Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI !!! you didnt even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.
Mr Sori : Oh im so scared (sarcastically). Look i dont care about ur uncle he’s a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.
Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.
Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!
Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!
Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i’ll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. “Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u’re their uncle, u’re a nobody. “how bout that!?
Toot… .Toot… .Toot… …
ari nie adalah last day utk clas Prof.Hanafi..
last clas n last day utk presentation rubber recycling..aku pnya group dah present mggu lepas.jd,
mggu ni dtg utk dgr presentation group lain je.
yg bt ak xpuas ati nie, dlm rmai2 org dlm clas 2, nape aku djdkn mangsa ari nie.. wuaaaaaaaa
msuk2 je, dia srh aku sdiakn soklan utk group first yg present. Jd, nk x nk, knela jg aku bt2 rajin dgr presentation dorg.. nsb baekla slh sorg dr ahli kmpln dorg 2 kwn baek aku..jd, dia dah pon sdiakn soklan dia awl2...
lpas 2, dah kne sediakn soklan, aku kne jwb soklan la plak..adeiiiii.... nsbla soklan dia xmncbr mnda sgt..aku leh gak jwb, smpaikn Prof. 2 kt, "suji, awk kne mnta kwn2 awk blnja sbb awk leh tlg jwb utk mrka" (bangga ckit~hahahah!!!)..
pas 2, tba plak giliran group last.. kaklong dah awl2 warning aku, suji, jgn tnya soklan..so, aku pon bt xtau je la tyme dorg present... dgr cam 2 je. skali prof. 2 srh aku tnya soklan kat group mrka..fuhhhh~!!!! aku dah serba slh da..nk tnya..xnk tnya.. aku tgk muka kaklong dah lain da..hahahah.rs lucu pon ada.. last2, aku diam je la..smpaikn prof.2 tnya, awk tau x pe yg group nie present.. aku kt, tau n jwb dgn kuat lg 2..hahahaha... [SILICON RUBBER].... xabes lg nie, prof. 2 srh plak group 2 tnya soklan kat aku.. wuaaaaaaa~!!!!!!! nape msti akuuuuu~!!!!!!!!
aku jwb suka ati je.. bnda 2 btol je aku rs, tp dia nk isi dr presentation.aku amik jwpn dr buku..hahahahaha....
malang btol.. irah smpai tnya, 'suji, nape asyik awk je yg kene?dah la kne tnya soklan, kne jwb soklan lg 2..kesian2~!! aku dgn selambanya jwb.."BIASALA..AKU KAN FEMES~!!!! hahahahha
hasil "karya" aku yg paling kreatif..gambar katak~!! bnda yg aku akn lukis tyme bosan,smpaikn prof. tnya aku tgh lukis gmbr muka dia k apa~@@[ampun prof..ak bosan ..sbb 2 lukis kartun2 ni..]
heee..srnknya ari nie..
