heeee...sbnrnya, tarikh nie adalah tarikh utk exam bg paper yg aku amik semester nie..
02/11/09 : Plastic Materials (DU,2.15ptg)
03/11/09 : Technical & Engineering English (DU,2.15ptg)
05/11/09 : Testing & properties of polymer(DU, 2.15 ptg)
10/11/09 : Engineering Management (DU, 9.00am)
12/11/09 : Rubber;Products & Processing (DU,9.00am)
18/11/09 : Plastics Processing (SM1.30, 9.00am)
why are you arguing?
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush.
Seorang pelanggang telah menelefon HP Support Customer (HPSC) untuk mendapatkan bantuan tentang perinternya yang telah rosak.
Pelanggang : Encik, printer saya tidak berfungsi.
HPSC : Apa masalahnya encik.
Pelanggang : Kerana mouse telah tersepit.
HPSC : Tapi apa kena-mengena printer dengan mouse tersepit.
Pelanggang : Susah nak diterangkan. Nanti saya hantar gambar untuk tuan teliti.
Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan
Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.
Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr Sori : I’m Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr Sori : I’m Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!
Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI !!! you didnt even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.
Mr Sori : Oh im so scared (sarcastically). Look i dont care about ur uncle he’s a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.
Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.
Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!
Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!
Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i’ll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. “Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u’re their uncle, u’re a nobody. “how bout that!?
Toot… .Toot… .Toot… …
ari nie adalah last day utk clas Prof.Hanafi..
last clas n last day utk presentation rubber recycling..aku pnya group dah present mggu lepas.jd,
mggu ni dtg utk dgr presentation group lain je.
yg bt ak xpuas ati nie, dlm rmai2 org dlm clas 2, nape aku djdkn mangsa ari nie.. wuaaaaaaaa
msuk2 je, dia srh aku sdiakn soklan utk group first yg present. Jd, nk x nk, knela jg aku bt2 rajin dgr presentation dorg.. nsb baekla slh sorg dr ahli kmpln dorg 2 kwn baek aku..jd, dia dah pon sdiakn soklan dia awl2...
lpas 2, dah kne sediakn soklan, aku kne jwb soklan la plak..adeiiiii.... nsbla soklan dia xmncbr mnda sgt..aku leh gak jwb, smpaikn Prof. 2 kt, "suji, awk kne mnta kwn2 awk blnja sbb awk leh tlg jwb utk mrka" (bangga ckit~hahahah!!!)..
pas 2, tba plak giliran group last.. kaklong dah awl2 warning aku, suji, jgn tnya soklan..so, aku pon bt xtau je la tyme dorg present... dgr cam 2 je. skali prof. 2 srh aku tnya soklan kat group mrka..fuhhhh~!!!! aku dah serba slh da..nk tnya..xnk tnya.. aku tgk muka kaklong dah lain da..hahahah.rs lucu pon ada.. last2, aku diam je la..smpaikn prof.2 tnya, awk tau x pe yg group nie present.. aku kt, tau n jwb dgn kuat lg 2..hahahaha... [SILICON RUBBER].... xabes lg nie, prof. 2 srh plak group 2 tnya soklan kat aku.. wuaaaaaaa~!!!!!!! nape msti akuuuuu~!!!!!!!!
aku jwb suka ati je.. bnda 2 btol je aku rs, tp dia nk isi dr presentation.aku amik jwpn dr buku..hahahahaha....
malang btol.. irah smpai tnya, 'suji, nape asyik awk je yg kene?dah la kne tnya soklan, kne jwb soklan lg 2..kesian2~!! aku dgn selambanya jwb.."BIASALA..AKU KAN FEMES~!!!! hahahahha
hasil "karya" aku yg paling kreatif..gambar katak~!! bnda yg aku akn lukis tyme bosan,smpaikn prof. tnya aku tgh lukis gmbr muka dia k apa~@@[ampun prof..ak bosan ..sbb 2 lukis kartun2 ni..]
heee..srnknya ari nie..
i luv senamrobik..~!!! hahahaha
semlm last clas utk ko-k senamrobik..
ktrg d beri tugasan utk bt praktikal aerobik..
jd,group ktrg pon pilihla lagu.lg yg ktrg pilih popular gak la..lagu NOBODY by WONDER GIRLS..
yg hebatnya, ktrg praktis 1 ari je..(mantap gak la group ktrg)..hahha
ktrg leh ingt step2 dia.. tp xtau pa yg berlaku smlm.. sgla2nya hancusss~!!!
hahahahahahaha
ktrg leh lupa step.. step awl2 lg 2.... haiiiiiii
nsb baekla ktrg leh cover yg lain..
sbnrnya, sblm mula 2, ktrg da mslh ckit.. CD ktrg xmo main la plak.
cikgu aerobik ktrg 2 terpaksa mainkn CD 2 guna cd player keta dia..
sah2 pekak aku kalo aku duduk dlm keta dia 2.\
lama gak ktrg berdiri d dpn kwn2 yg lain smbl tggu CD 2 leh main..
tp, pape pun, aku hepi sgt2..tetiba aku suka lak ngan senamrobik nie...
rs cam mau join lg skali sem dpn..hahahahahahahaha
Hendak dijadikan cerita, ada seorang pemuda yang baru je pandai bercakap Inggeris. Perkataan yang dia tau plak seperti ; ok never mind, thank you, one, two, three, four five, six, seven dan bye-bye
Pada suatu hari pemuda ini bergegas hendak ke tempat kerjanya sebab terlewat, sambil membawa beberapa barang. sedang asyik dia berjalan laju tiba-tiba dia terlanggar seorang mat salleh. Habis jatuh barang yang dibawanya, mat salleh itu pun membantu pemuda itu mengambil barang-barangnya yang jatuh.
Pemuda ; ( inilah peluangku untuk menguji kehebatanku berbahasa inggeris ) katanya dalam hati.
Mat salleh ; Oh, I'm sorry
Pemuda ; It's ok, never min. Thank you.
Mat salleh ; Thank you too.
Pemuda ; ( hmm..lepas two, mesti three ) thank you three.
Mat salleh ; ( hairan ) what for?
Pemuda ; ( four..four hmm five ) thank you five.
Mat salleh ; Are you sick?
Pemuda ; ( alamak, lepas sick.. seven pas aku tak tau dah.. mesti mau cabut ) Sambil mengambil barangnya... pemuda itu pun berteriak dari jauh .. Thank you seveeen! bye-bye .
Mat salleh ; ( bingung )
hurrmm..lama dah x update blog nie..
rsnya kalo x dsbbkn intenet usm yg bongok nie,msti ari2 aku g mengumpat kat blog aku nie..heee
smlm, 1 kejadia tlh berlaku d blik aku..citer dia cam nie....
bgn2 tdo, aku g la mandi, pas mandi 2, aku ternmpkla 1 benda kat bawah meja stdi aku..
aku ingtkn gelang getah..warna dia dah la merah cam gelang getah yg dulu2 tu..
aku pun pg la tgk..
punya la terkejut bila aku tau bnda 2 bknnya gelang getah, tp cacing tanah~!!!!!!
FUHHHHH~!!! aku punyala terkejut..dahla aku sgt2 GELIIIIIIII dgn bntng yg bernama INCIK CACINGGGG niiiiii
aku apa lg, amik penyapu, tolak2 dia n dgn ganas skali aku g pukul2 cacing tuuuu..
citer ni xabes lg, tyme ak balik dr clas, ak dpt rskn cacing 2 da lg...
tekaan aku tepat skali bila aku nmpk da lg sekor kt bwh meja aku...
KURANG ASAM btol la cacing2 nieee
pesal ko suka sgt ngan tpt aku nie..
ak rs cam nk nangisss jee.. GELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aku g citer ngan kwn2 aku, dorg blh kt cam ni "suji, agak2la kalo ye pon nk ternak cacing"..hahhhahahah... korg, aku kalo ye pon nk ternak binatang, da byk lg bntng yg comel2 yg leh ak ternak..bntng yg bernama incik cacing, pacat nie aku mmg xleh..
pernh berlaku dulu dmna pacat melekat kat kaki ak tnpa ak sdr.. sdr2 pon tyme mndi..
fuhhhh~!!!!! mau pgsn aku bla aku tgk bnda 2 pacat..aku ingtkn daun k apa la.. skali ingt nk tangglkn dr kaki, lembut2.. wuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~
PACATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mula dr 2. aku nng geli thp dewa dewi dgn bntng2 yg mengengsot- engsot nieee...
awas la ko cacing kalo msuk lg kat blik aku.. aku sepak2 tendang2 ko~!!!
hurmm.. mgkn ni la kot yg dmksdkn dgn KAMPUS SEJAHTERA~
Student kne "kongsi" tpt tggl ngan binatang2 kat cnieeee~
